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Ranking xoxo, Betty and Veronica

Since reading it last month, I must say this brief trilogy still holds up. It has all the fun of the Archie comic without the 20 page limit (that’s usually how long it is for an extra special story compared to the usual 5 pages), including friendship moments, cameos of other Riverdale teens and just Riverdale fun. I really wished they had continued with it.
- We’re with the Band: I mentioned in my B&V Rock n Roll review that their story was quite similar to this book and the book did it better. Here, Betty and Veronica quit the Archies to create their own all-girl band to prove they can rock and have fun all on their own. They’re not just “the frosting.” Picking up Nancy and new girl, Tina Sterling, their band-Candy Hearts-quickly gains a fan following but the fame isn’t a price they’re willing to pay. I loved how Betty and Veronica’s friendship was at the heart of it, inspiring several of the songs and pushing through overwhleming performances like their embarassing initial gig. As Veronica said, something when you’re being humiliated you have to laugh and play on. That’s the spirit! But it also had its inner conflict as well as the band becomes more of a chore, revolving their lives around it with no time for friendship or dates. Tina was a great instigator in how she played the sweet new girl while manipulating everything behind the scenes to get the stardom she craved. It was like an Archie version of Behind the Music and just great fun.
- In Each Other’s Shoes: The school year has come around again and the girls are excited to pursue leadership roles in their favorite activities, Betty as editor of The Blue and Gold, Veronica chairing the charity fashion show. The girls don’t understand the other’s interests, but will soon be forced to as a ballot box mix-up lands them in the other’s jobs. Ginger Lopez acts as the villain of the piece as she had been vying for both those slots and believes the girls cheated to get where they are so she stirs the drama between them, encouraging Veronica’s whim to make the school newspaper into a tabloid and Betty to center an enviromental theme for the fashion show. It’s perfectly in character for them and leads to conflict as Betty hates how Veronica dismisses the paper’s content as boring to focus on trashy gossip while Veronica is annoyed that Betty has to center everything around a cause. And their antics makes almost everyone else annoyed as well as Veronica annihilates the paper’s staff and Betty can’t find any stores to sponser the show. It’s a great way of exploring what makes the girls so different yet having them overcome their biases and flaws. Plus there’s the funny stuff too like Jughead’s mad dash for the bake sale, Reggie and Archie compeating to be models and more.
- Living the Dream: It’s another cute summer story where the girls pursue summer jobs where Betty has been struggling to find one, Veronica gets her first pick right away in a fashion boutique, of course. Betty finally gets one at Pop’s as a waitress but it’s more of a struggle than she realizes, especially when the other waitress breaks her leg thanks to Betty thus doubling her workload. This one comes in last because even though the lessons are enjoyable, Veronica’s felt split between her job and her new summer fling.
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The School for Good and Evil Review

In The Forest Primeval
A School For Good And Evil
Two Towers Like Twin Heads
One For The Pure
One For the Wicked
Try To Escape You’ll Always Fail
The Only Way Out Is
Through A Fairy Tale
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Bobbie Faye’s (kinda, sorta, not exactly) Family Jewels Review

Bobbie Faye returns with her unique brand of bad-luck chaos much to the mental break down of insurence adjusters everywhere. And this time it’s a family affair!
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Betty and Veronica: Rock and Roll Reviews

This rocking new issue introduces a new band, Rock Candi and new drummer to Riverdale, Jola Kitt.
It’s a simple plot as one can imagine for a 5-page story where Betty and Veronica quit The Archies due to Reggie’s sexist comments dismissing Betty’s songwriting efforts and Archie not standing up for them. So they form their own all-girl band with Jola and proceed to steal the show.
Other than introducing Jola who seems like an awesome cross between Joan Jett and Wendy Weatherbee, and a cute frame of Trev and Betty, I didn’t find the story engaging.
Especially as xoxo, Betty and Veronica: We’re with the Band did this storyline much better.
I know it’s unfair to compare a 150 page novel with a five page comic, obviously the book would be better as it had more time to give characterization and depth to the plot, but the similarities made it hard not to compare.
I mean Betty and Veronica quit The Archies when Reggie calls the girls “frosting,” unnecessary to the band, and Archie doesn’t stand up for them. So they form their own all-female band to prove they can rock too, named the Candy Hearts. It even has Candy in the name too. See the similarities! It includes Nancy on bass and new girl, Tina Starling on drums.
Soon they prove their mettle and Betty shows her songwriter skills but have additional drama as Tina micromanages and overbooks the band and the fame of the Candy Hearts begins to disrupt the girls’ lives. See—interesting!
So basically this review is a go read xoxo, Betty and Veronica! It’s good and underrated and I want it brought back.
However, Jola is cool. I like her design and hope she pops up more. I feel like she’d have such a good friendship with Wendy and Shrill.
The other stories in the issue are fun, I especially enjoyed Labor of Love which combines Archie tunes with a classic slapstick mystery with a funny joke about 70s’ groovy style vs the establishment.
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March Books
Not That Kind of Ever After by Luci Adams

This fun debut brings single life and fairytales into one frothy mash-up. Utter romantic Bella Marble has been a fed a steady diet of Prince Charmings and happily ever afters, partially inspired by her own parents’ fairytale marriage. She just wants one of her own, but life as a singleton in the age of swipe rights and one night stands isn’t easy. It doesn’t help that her professional career isn’t too fulfilling either, then her parents divorce and her best friend is marrying the worst, most bland guy ever. But then, Bella’s best friend suggests she pursue her writing dreams on the B-Reader app and it gives her some satisfaction in life filled with uncertainty and disappointment.
She turns her one night stand with a hairy-selfish-in-bed prick to a hilarious Red Riding Hood and the Wolf retelling and she goes viral. The validation and her friend’s hot, annoying brother’s (that she’s so going to end up with by the end of the book that it’s not even a spoiler) suggestion that she stop looking for”the one” and have some fun inspire her to go out and do just that.
From there, she goes through every princess in fairytale canon from losing her shoe at a bar to living with several crazy men in a flat-share and dating an out-right liar whose nose should grow and grow. Each date is more disasterous than the last which generates clicks but ruins her closest relationships as the bit of fame goes to her head.
Adams clearly has a lot of fun with her fairytale mash-ups, making it plausible yet amusing to read the kinds of men Bella bumps into. Plus all the chapters are 1-3 pages making it a quick read as you speed through the next hijink Bella gets into.
But this is more than just a romance book as the cover boasts as Bella’s character development is gradually built. It’s all about perceptions, and as Bella’s descent into selfishness brings up big epiphanies regarding her point of view of others and how she has foisted her fairytale romanticism on everyone and berated them for not living up to her standards. There’s also a hefty dose of the power of friendship and support in there too. As I mentioned she predictably falls in love with her best friend’s brother who gets on her nerves, but Adams manages to have Bella dance around that realization and screwing it up before they get together.
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Matched Review

Does anyone remember the Matched trilogy? Cuz I remember the big debut of this book way back in third grade, and it was everywhere but it didn’t quite reach the same level of memorability as other dystopians like The Hunger Games or Divergent. Anyway, since I’m on a YA binge, I decided to read this and see how it holds up.
In the Society, everyone is happy. With their advanced technologies, Officials have been able to match everyone and everything for maximum efficiency, durability, etc. It is quite a minimalist world as the Society had come to the conclusion that there was too much choice and too much knowledge cluttering everyone, so they have distilled it to the Hundred Poems, Hundred Paintings, forbade the teaching of writing. Everyone is controlled and dependent on what the Society feeds them, they’re like sheep.
But people are living longer, more peaceful lives, so they’re okay with that. Everything is predicted and on Cassia Maria Reyes’ 17th birthday, she has the lucky coincidence of it also being her Matched banquet. A special rite of passage that young people go through where they meet their future mate, calculated to be the right person for you.
Cassia is thrilled to be a rare person who already knows her match, her childhood friend, Xavier. But when she returns home to read her microcard filled with Xavier’s information, another face appears. It is also a boy she knows, Ky Markham.
Cassia’s world is blown apart by this strange new face and her Grandfather’s final words, “You should wonder,” act as an impetus for her to act on this intriguing new option.
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Beautiful Redemption Review

Since the stunning conclusion of the last book where the One who is Two aka Ethan Wate decided to jump off Gatlin’s water tower to save the world, Ethan and his friends are grappling with the consequences.
Oh yeah, Ethan is not dead.
I mean technically his body is. But his soul is in the Otherworld with his beloved mom. A sort of limbo since he and others who occupy the Otherworld have something keeping them there due to unfinished business.
For Ethan, his unfinished business is clear. He may have saved the world but his family and friends, Lena, still need him. He has to go back.
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Cinder & Glass Review

This might be the last of my fairytale binge for some time, but what a way to end it. De La Cruz’s retelling of Cinderella is a historical. So no fairy godmother or dress-making mice here, but magic is still present in the air as Cinderellion enters the world of Versailles with its dazzling Hall of Mirrors, unrivaled opulance and swoon-worthy princes.
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